Workshop: Build your own Anti elder god Orgonite
This was a JOKE, an April fools joke. This workshop did not happen and probably never happen at VHS. Orgonite will not solve your problems, it will not save you from the boogie man, or cancer, it will not give you a bigger sex organ, It has no effect at all. Please stop emailing us about this workshop. If you are looking for Orgonite please seek help instead
A simple compound anyone can created with fairly inexpensive, widely-available materials which balances ambient energy by turning the negative energy into positive energy, with many easily-confirmed effects. Orgonite does this continuously, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. It even produced electricity when combined with magnets.
Quick Facts About Orgonite:
- Simple. Easy to make. Works continuously.
- Turns negative energy into positive energy.
- Purifies the atmosphere, detoxifies water, ends drought.
- Helps plants grow better, repels pests & requires less water.
- Mitigates harmful effects of EMF radiation.
- Disarms and repels predatory forms of life.
- Inspires a pleasant demeanor and balanced, happier moods.
- Frequently remedies insomnia and chronic nightmares.
- Helps awaken your innate psychic senses.
Do you want to be driven insane? Do you want to be devoured? Well my patented Orgonite crystals will help
The same way magnets work but focused on ‘evil ones‘.
The Vancouver Hackspace
1715 #104 Cook street, Vancouver, BC, Canada
Wednesday, April 1st, 2015 @ 7:30pm
Anyone and everyone is welcome. If you are younger than 18 please bring your parent or guardian with you